Roast My CV
Upload your resume. Get brutally honest AI feedback.
No more polite lies from friends.
Choose your roast style
Upload your CV
Your CV is never stored. Processed in memory only.
How it works
From PDF to brutal honesty in seconds
Upload your CV
Drop your resume as a PDF. We extract the text directly in memory — nothing is saved to disk or any database.
Pick a roast style
Choose how harsh you want the feedback. From gentle nudges to full corporate takedowns. The style shapes the entire tone of the analysis.
Claude reads every line
Anthropic's Claude AI analyses your CV structure, wording, achievements, and red flags. It scores you across multiple dimensions and writes personalised feedback.
Get your roast
Receive a full breakdown: scores, a punch-card chart, section-by-section commentary, and a list of concrete fixes. Honest. Fast. Free.
Actually improve
Use the specific suggestions to rewrite your CV. Come back and roast it again until the score goes up. No account needed.