Roast My CV
Upload your resume. Get brutally honest AI feedback.
No more polite lies from friends.
Choose your roast style
Upload your CV
Your CV is never stored. Processed in memory only.
How it works
From PDF to brutal honesty in seconds
Upload your CV
Drop your resume as a PDF. We extract the text directly in memory — nothing is saved to disk or any database.
Pick a roast style
Choose how harsh you want the feedback. From gentle nudges to full corporate takedowns. The style shapes the entire tone of the analysis.
Claude reads every line
Anthropic's Claude AI analyses your CV structure, wording, achievements, and red flags. It scores you across multiple dimensions and writes personalised feedback.
Get your roast
Receive a full breakdown: scores, a punch-card chart, section-by-section commentary, and a list of concrete fixes. Honest. Fast. Free.
Actually improve
Use the specific suggestions to rewrite your CV. Come back and roast it again until the score goes up. No account needed.
FAQ
Is it free?
3 free roasts per day. No account needed.
Is my CV data safe?
Your CV is processed in memory and immediately discarded. We never store or share any personal data.
What does the AI check?
Weak action verbs, missing metrics, generic skills, clichés, employment gaps, and AI-generated language. You get a score, specific issues, and concrete rewrites.
What file formats are supported?
PDF only, up to 2MB. Covers exports from Word, Google Docs, Canva, and LinkedIn.
Does it work in any language?
Yes — it detects your CV language and responds in the same one. English, Spanish, French, German, Portuguese and more.
How is this different from other CV checkers?
Most checkers give generic checklists. This reads your actual content and rewrites your weakest bullet points. It also detects AI-generated language, which most tools miss.